There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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