Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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