Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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