And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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