If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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