porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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