Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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