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I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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