are you so shy because you have an std?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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