Quick, to the slutcave!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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