I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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