We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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