This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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