I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
did i walk over a car last night?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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