Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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