Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
My orgasm happened in two different decades
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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