I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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