So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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