Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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