Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm too high and old for this...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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