She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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