what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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