Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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