Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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