Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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