Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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