i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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