exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
His nipple licking is glorious
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