3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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