Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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