Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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