hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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