I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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