About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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