And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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