are you still at the devil's house?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
