i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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