I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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