You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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