i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
