I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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