My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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