i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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