I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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