I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
two words: eviction party
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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