4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I look excited, but its just a facade.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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