gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Operation Purity has been aborted
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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