let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Randomize