I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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