You're completely useless in the revolution.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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